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Published on: 2013-10-01
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Original language: English

A #1 horror bestseller. It is nearly Christmas and the zombie apocalypse is right around the corner. Young and pretty Julia Hobart, an unemployed screenwriter, goes to a leather bar for a drink with her two housemates: Vinnie, a part time actress and full time bimbo, and Nate, an unsuccessful novelist. They are caught in the middle of a riot when the bar is invaded by a horde of murderous zombies in drag. Barely escaping with their lives, they go to a local mall to calm their nerves, and find themselves in the middle of a no-holds-barred battle between a zombie Santa and his undead elves and the hysterical Christmas shoppers. They finally escape, go home, and discover that Vinnie has accidentally put four large sacks of high-grade marijuana, brought home by Julia's handsome brother Jason, into a charity drop-off box. The dope belongs to big-time pot grower Juan Loco, who is going to wipe out Jason unless he can come up with the stash or the cash. Juan Loco's hired guns force Jason to take them to the drop-off box and while they are gone, another group of mayhem-minded zombies shows up and attacks the house, nearly killing Julia and her friends. It's obvious that the zombies are working up to an attack on Los Angeles that will destroy the city -- or make it vote Conservative. From the Glendale Galleria to historic Griffith Park and the Los Angeles Coliseum, with take-out pizza and cherry soda, the heroes of this fast-paced, zany look at the undead, are only one step ahead of being murdered, torn into bloody bits or--even worse--turned into members of the zombie invasion themselves. Meanwhile they have to answer the age-old question that every woman asks: How do you bonk a zombie without all of the bits falling off (#1 on several major horror bestseller lists.) ZOMBIE WANT CANDY GAME - theKidzpage Game Title: Zombie Want Candy Game: CLICK HERE TO PLAY NOW. Game Information: Catch the candy befrore the Zombie gets it 'cause ... ZOMBIE TYPOCALYPSE - Play Zombie Typocalypse for Free at Poki! The next advertisement helps us to offer you this game for free. This advertisement allows us to offer you Zombie Typocalypse for free in 15 seconds. SAS: Zombie Assault - Play it on Not Doppler SAS: ZOMBIE ASSAULT With a variety of guns turrets and bombs at your disposal you must hold off the hoards of zombies for as long as you can! Zombie Crusade - Play it on Not Doppler ZOMBIE CRUSADE Stop wave-after-wave of zombie onslaught in this tower defense game inspired by Kingdom Rush. (13+) SIZE: 14632KB CREATED BY: El Mahiko & El Games Top 10 Watches To Help You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse Our fun and wildly popular article on the toughest survival watches we would choose to wear in case of a Zombie Apocalypse. Bonk.io - Games for Free - Free Games - KBHGames Play Bonk.io online Games for Free. Bonk.io is a online multiplayer game where you try to be the last man standing by pushing your opponents off the screen. Jack The Zombie game info and screenshots - Bigdino Tear off your own limbs to get back your hat in this funny puzzle platformer. Lazy Rich & Hot Mouth - BONK! (Original Mix) - YouTube Lazy Rich & Hot Mouth - BONK! (Original Mix) is OUT NOW. Grab your copy on Beatport here: btprt.dj/1trfCrV Stay up to date on more Spinnin' artists ... bonk.io - Play on Armor Games Bonk.io is a fast paced multiplayer game knock your enemies off the screen and be the last one standing to win! Play on thousands of user created levels and make ... Play Slender - Web Edition a free online game on Kongregate Kongregate free online game Slender - Web Edition - Version 0.6 Still under production. - Added documents - Placed documents in temporary locatio.... Play Slender ...
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